Dealing With Travel Cancellations Prints

"Where aren't you going to?"

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"First class, or with children?"

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

"I just..."

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

Canada's winter survival kit.

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?'

Western Outfitters.

"I'm making a list of everything we have to do before we go away so we can freak out in some kind of order."

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

"Sounds like you've got a great vacation planned...with plenty of down-time for the conference calls I'm planning."

Great North Travel...'Your Florida connection!'

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

Summer's coming! Occupy Cornwall!

"This can't be good."

'What'll it be: rough-and-ready, ready or not, not on your life, or life's a beach?'

Pre-vacation-burn-out radiology reports.

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

'Two for French Polynesia.'

"Have you decided where to travel?"

"For God's sake, will you relax?"

Excess Baggage: Many hotels, inspired by the airlines are gouging their guests by adding 'resort fees' to the room rates.

Bath Abbey

"Can you folks handle firearms?"