Dealing With Shopping Addiction Pillows

"Any chance you could block the Home Shopping Network?"

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"I shop, therefore I am."

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

How Amazon was invented

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

Smart card.

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

"Hey, I just got a burst of consumer confidence- let's go buy something."

"You get one every time you order something online."

"What kind of bra are you looking for?"

'I went to see a personal shopper this afternoon. . . I thought I'd surprise you!'

'Turn we women loose in the malls - that'll stimulate the economy.'

"I've been window-shopping..."

'Don't forget to delete cookies when you shop online!!"

Mall Ahead - Be prepared to shop.

Shopping Torture

I brake for all 50 off Sales.

"I balance my manic compulsive buying with manic buyer's remorse."

'It was an impulse buy Mary. At 75 percent off in the New Year sale AND free home delivery. . .'

Complaints (just kidding).

Twenty-first century baby walker

"She used to shop until she dropped, but with online shopping, we lost that protection."

"Wait, Daddy! I'm that window’s target audience!"

"When they guaranteed delivery anywhere, anyplace, they weren't kidding."

It says 'item is returnable if repackaged exactly as sent.'"

Serious Competition: Thingymajigs vs Watchamacallits.

"We save all the original packaging in case we have to return something."

When online orders are delivered late...

Shoe Outlet

'Let me through please! That sale ends today!'

'Make-up? Aisle three.'

This computer has been free of hasty, online-purchases for 37 minutes.

'You can have these for nothing. They're the same ones you had on when you came in.'