Dealing With Peer Divorce Pillows

Why so sad? All my friends are divorced and I'm not even married!

"Women Supporting Women!"

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

Regardless children just want to fit in.

"It's not good, Jack. She's after the house, the condo, custody, half your retirement $ 12,000 a month and she still wants a pound of flesh."

'Hell hath no furry like the lawyer of a woman scorned.'

"So let me see... for your last will you have decided to bequeath all your unpaid tax bills to your ex husband."

"I don't believe it. That's my ex-wife."

Bartender: 'Rough day, huh?'Man: 'I'll say. My ex-wife just sued the pants off me.'

Birthdays were always better at Mom's.

"I see great wealth for your lawyer, ex wife and doctor"

"How sweet...Our first divorce! I'm so glad we got to share this special moment together."

"Please excuse my appearance, but I don't have anywhere to wash and shave since my wife threw me out."

"Then again, counselling doesn't always help everyone."

"It's not a rescue, it's the IRS and my ex-wife's lawyer."

"Lover’s leap" "Wife toss"

"Enough about your Xbox already!"

"My mom has a new boyfriend, my dad has a new girlfriend and all I got was a new therapist."

'Don't feel bad - some guys lose everything.'

"'Vengeance is ours,' saith Courtland, Mumford & Blaine."

Betty's Ex, Ray, Glasses.

"We never talk anymore...except thru your lawyer."

Divorcees Club - The Joy of Ex.

'You again? -- what went wrong this time?'

"The only dancing my husband ever did was sidestepping responsibility."

"Man with 'Mom and Dad' tattoos on either arm - "It's a real shame about your parents splitting up."

'I'm sorry, but it's strictly against my policy to hire a former husband.'

"That reminds me- how's your mother?"

"As per the terms of my divorce, my ex-wife will conduct the final movement."

"It's my first husband. He's trying to win me back."

"Dylan needs a classroom where I don't have to talk to any of the other mothers."

'Quit whining about your divorce settlement! You're not the only one, you know!'

I don't care what everyone else is doing! If all your friends followed their bliss off a cliff, would you?