Dealing With Health Crisis T-Shirts

"THe vice president here is now in charge of the efforts to control the coronavirus. . "

Deaths from Coronavirus

'We're all out of flu vaccine - how about something for anxiety...?'

The End Is Nigh. . . Told You

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

Trump rally

"Aways the victim."

'I don't know which health issue should concern me more - the voices in my head or the fact that I need a hearing aid to hear them.'

"It's almost flu season! Stay indoors! Touch no one!"

"I'm trying to find the vaccine, but it's so hard to create right now."

Covid-19 vaccine - locally-sourced $50 /shot

Getting Old Sucks: "Incontinence hotline. Can you hold please?"

"Triple espresso." "Forget it, Uncle Mort. Your doctors said no caffeine." "I am not your Uncle Mort. I am someone else altogether." "Oh yeah? Who are you?" "I am... Drinkum... Coffeeman... Worthington-Smythe... of the Florida Coffeeman-Worthington-Smythes." "You may have heard of us... We're a family of... um... troubadours. I, myself, wrote several ballads for the likes of Sinatra, Pat Boone, and Jimi Hendrix." "So if I were to Google that right now, Google would confirm that?" "Google

Public Enemy #1: Coronavirus Panic

Under Cover of Darkness

Intensive waiting.

U.S. Sends Troops to Invade Ebola

Terror on Coronavirus Cruises

"It was the only apron I could find."

"You have third-degree burns over most of your body. At least your chin looks OK ??" aside from that big hairy mole."

'The good news is the airline was trying to skimp on fuel, and no terrorists were involved.'t

COVID FAQs.

"The worse part is, I paid the doctor in advance."

"Happy birthday. They were out of bourbon so I got you those underpants you can pee in."

I'm waiting for test results. I might be sick with. What? I can't get the word out. This doesn't sound good.

Neil Diamond retires from touring after being diagnosed with Parkinson's.

"You lot aren't fooling anyone, y'know." King Charles cancer treatment

Coronavirus Reinfection

Chemotherapy.

"Mr Miller has bowel trouble."

The Last Toilet Roll On Earth

"We will come through this together. . . two metres apart."

Coronavirus

"One minute I was Chairman and Chief Executive of Mammon Industries, the next I'm the gallbladder in room 405."

Government runs bird flu exercise.