Dealing With Foreclosure Prints

Foreclosure.

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

Occupy Budget Balancing

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

Home Foreclosed Home.

"You can huff and puff all you want. The house is foreclosed and belongs to the bank."

'Oh no! We're in negative equity.'

"Well, the first reactions to the terrible truth are anger and sadness, but now it's time to act like men!"

"Good morning - I'm from your bank. We'd like our house back please!"

"Let us pray for the possessed...and the re-possessed"

Americans More Optimistic

"She used to shop until she dropped, but with online shopping, we lost that protection."

"Homeowner please help."

'It's always so sad when they repossess.'

'Well... at least we know the basement doesn't leak.'

'How much are you currently worth? Good question, let's see. You mean, aside from the sentimental value?'

Bitch-Slapped-By-The-Invisible-Hand-Of-The-Marketplace Sale

Home seller has given up after reducing price many times.

'In school red ink is bad, just like with Daddy's failed start-up.'

'Lost my job, house repossessed, but at least I've still got you.'

"Murray, I need you to push a little harder on my home sale. I'm starting to get a little under water on my mortgage."

A bank swallows a home.

Foreclosure

Just another life lesson son. Nothing in life is free.

So Your Landlord Is Trying to Evict You

'Well, we've been talking about downsizing, and it looks like the bank is going to make sure we do.'

'We're being foreclosed on. We're going to have to relocate to a loafer.'

'We're foreclosing on your home, in addition to defriending you on Facebook.'

'The house has been repossessed by the Devil ...'

'Why are more homeowners walking away from their mortgages?'

"I think a lot of Log Cabin Republicans had their log cabins foreclosed."

'If I understand it right, we hold the mortgage on the bank which holds the mortgage on our house.'