Dealing With Financial Crisis Prints

"Well, the first reactions to the terrible truth are anger and sadness, but now it's time to act like men!"

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

Paper Profits Break Glass In Case of Emergency.

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

Occupy Budget Balancing

City Redundancies - In? Out?

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

'I think you've managed learning to cope almost too well.'

The company's going bankrupt,you'll need to get someone in to bite my nails for me!

'Our nest egg finally got rotten.'

'Oh no! We're in negative equity.'

"With the rises in fuel, food and mortgage I'm going to have to put in some overtime."

'Yes, I am positive we'll make a loss this quarter.'

"Actually, this is where there was a slight earth tremor."

"Well, I guess the bubble has burst over at Phillips Rodny Associates."

'I re-invested what was left of my 401K into returnable pop cans. I figure by the time I retire I should have about three dollars.'

'Our 401(k) is now a 201(k).'

"They say you're a miracle worker, so I'm wondering if you could part my sea of red ink?"

'You thought I'd gone out of business? What gave you that idea?'

How America Was Re-Won

Bad case of credit crunch, I'm afraid, so we'll have to slowly introduce you to a diet of cash.

"We were wondering if now would be a good time to panic."

"The Big Bad Wolf Bank has served us with foreclosures."

Finance Company.

"The problem with our marriage is that we can't afford marriage counselling."

"Son, it’s time we had the ‘your mother and me got fleeced by Wall Street and you’ll have to support us’ talk."

'The good news is the airline was trying to skimp on fuel, and no terrorists were involved.'t

"Things are looking up..."

'Things must be bad, even she's struggling.'

"No kidding. Tell me about it."

'Many of our quick fix solutions are expiring tomorrow, now what?'

'Money and hair only seem important when you don't have any.'

Robert Macaire having lost his company's money