Dealing With Finances Prints

Bob just saw the bills... he's in the panic room.

"This statement from your headmaster says that you can easily get a good degree...your bank manager says you can't."

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

Peter

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

Wanna talk about it?

"I hate check writing, but, hey, it pays the bills."

'Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in tech stocks', meet Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in bio-tech'.'

"So, the bills still aren't paid? You've never been good at money management."

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

"We are here to remove a blockage in your bank account."

"Don't knock Florida! Where else can a 73-year old man get a 35-year mortgage?"

'The only way to survive these days is to diversify.'

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

Dog Beginning For A Loan

'This charge is for the office visit, this charge is for blood work, and this charge just about pays off the doc's school loan.'

"I'm not sure I'm interested in Trump's tax returns. I'm frightened enough by ours."

'Yes, I am positive we'll make a loss this quarter.'

"Times are perfect for us masochists!..."

'I think we may have an income problem.'

Stan believes in calling a spade a spade.

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

"If I were money, you'd listen to me."

'I'd love to put you behind the wheel of this car. However, I doubt the bank will allow you to finance it for 30,000 months.'

'You won't feel a thing. We make a small incision in your wallet and...'

"Well, I guess the bubble has burst over at Phillips Rodny Associates."

'I don't know what to do about my check - grief or anger counseling.'

"Found meat is income."

Don't be too mad baby... I got a great mortgage deal!

'We may be bankrupt, but we're not broke.'

'And finally, if you're going to commit a felony, do it before ol' dad incurs the high cost of tuition.'