Dealing With Disapproval T-Shirts

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

6 Brothers Falafel

"I thought there would be bacon here."

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

'I hear they're really good.'

"It's not what you think."

'Clarice, you know our rule. You cannot date anyone who has...'

'It wasn't just my own country -- I was without honor everywhere until I found Southern California!'

"I'm Walter Grimes and I approve this drink."

'This is a very innovative proposal. It can really shake things up around here. Let's not rush into making a decision too fast. I think you should gather much more information than we need to make an informed decision.'

'See, I told you my dad would like you.'

Rat's Ass.

Shy Man at Party

"Your book is a masterpiece, but, unfortunately, we're rather picky."

'So you're a billionaire... Now what?' 'Have you learned to clean your room yet?'

"This next song's about our desperate struggle to please and chronic craving for approval. I really, really hope you like it."

'What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty, and don't destroy the rainforest.'

After all he'd done it seemed the least we could do!

Learning curve: 'Your book was crap!'

'Not getting into university is not going to stop me doing the things I hoped to do...'

Fresh Kabob

'The fact is, we can't seem to agree about ANYTHING!' 'Rubbish!'

'No, no, of course I think you're beautiful ... it's just that, ever since you showed me those baby pictures of you ... well, I just can't seem to get those images out of my head.'

Theories expounded

"I thought I'd make a killing selling food on the moon due to lack of competition, but no one has been here since 1972."

"Let's celebrate Friday! Show me again how good my numbers are compared to Congress!"

'Hey! Who stole my stamp of grudging approval?'

Medical school discriminating against women.

'I can't play any tunes, it's just used for hiding my farts after dinner.'

Food-like ojects

'I don't think your dad likes me, Angie.'

"I'll keep saying I plan to go to law school as long as I get nods of approval when introduced to my parents' friends."