Dealing With Child's Injury Mugs

I came for my daughter. She was hurt in gym? Your husband took her to the hospital. West Fester High School. Is my daughter, Twig Tree, here? Emergency. Your husband took her home. Isn't there anything I can do? Of course there is! Your insurance card, please. I am a good mother!

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

'Very funny!'

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

'We'll have him back on his feet and under yours in no time!'

Man with broken leg in cast.

Footballer with a broken leg and a ball in his cast.

'Very funny!'

"I got it in the sales."

"Go ahead, Perkins. I can listen to your report and roll out my hammies at the same time."

'Well, given that you have three broken ribs, laughing is bound to be painful...'

A dog bringing a pirate his peg leg.

"I see you do all your own stunts."

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

'I know just how you feel.'

'It's always about you isn't it, George? Wouldn't you like to hear about the terrible day I've had for a change?'

'I think your son is being bullied. He's suffering 80% Chinese wrist burns.'

King uses drawbridge as wheelchair ramp to his van.

'Tape it up real tight, Floyd ... and the other ankle too.'

He's got a long painful road to recovery. Those are pretty severe burns. In the meantime, try to keep him upbeat to avoid depression. Then again, we can't exactly have him walking on sunshine either... That's what got him here.

'It's me, Jack Gurkenman! I'm your ophthalmologist with the broken left ankle, doctor!'

"Getting old stinks! Today I tripped over my nose hair!"

Broken ankle.

'You're getting a stye.'

'He tripped over a pavement sign that said 'Have you had an accident that wasn't your fault?' So he called the number and sued them'

'True, I was all for your taking up a hobby on retirement, but, TIGHTROPE-WALKING...!'

Man on treadmill with one leg in a cast.

"You will be pleased to know that the children said sorry!"

"I sprained it trying to open my medicine."

'You threw your back out? Well, run out and retrieve it!'

A pony's eyes will tell you a great deal about his character.

"My goodness, your back is really knotted up this morning, isn't it?"