Dealing With Child's Injury Mugs

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

'Very funny!'

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

'We'll have him back on his feet and under yours in no time!'

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

Man with broken leg in cast.

Footballer with a broken leg and a ball in his cast.

'Very funny!'

"I got it in the sales."

'Well, given that you have three broken ribs, laughing is bound to be painful...'

A dog bringing a pirate his peg leg.

"Go ahead, Perkins. I can listen to your report and roll out my hammies at the same time."

'I think your son is being bullied. He's suffering 80% Chinese wrist burns.'

'I know just how you feel.'

'It's always about you isn't it, George? Wouldn't you like to hear about the terrible day I've had for a change?'

King uses drawbridge as wheelchair ramp to his van.

"I see you do all your own stunts."

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

'Tape it up real tight, Floyd ... and the other ankle too.'

He's got a long painful road to recovery. Those are pretty severe burns. In the meantime, try to keep him upbeat to avoid depression. Then again, we can't exactly have him walking on sunshine either... That's what got him here.

'It's me, Jack Gurkenman! I'm your ophthalmologist with the broken left ankle, doctor!'

"Getting old stinks! Today I tripped over my nose hair!"

Broken ankle.

'You're getting a stye.'

'He tripped over a pavement sign that said 'Have you had an accident that wasn't your fault?' So he called the number and sued them'

'True, I was all for your taking up a hobby on retirement, but, TIGHTROPE-WALKING...!'

Man on treadmill with one leg in a cast.

"I sprained it trying to open my medicine."

'But now for the good news, Bob. The replay was shown repeatedly on Sports Center.'

A pony's eyes will tell you a great deal about his character.

"You will be pleased to know that the children said sorry!"

"My goodness, your back is really knotted up this morning, isn't it?"

Crashed saucer, man running, vanity license plate reads 'AXDNTLAW'