Dealing With Bullies T-Shirts

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

'We had a meaningful confrontation, and I lost.'

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

What every man thinks to himself when he puts on a pink shirt.

'racism is the new black.'

It's Not Easy Being Ant Boy!

'Me? Morale Officer? --Why do you always pick on ME?'

The new boy was teased for being different.

'I think your son is being bullied. He's suffering 80% Chinese wrist burns.'

'How 'bout you come back and say that to me in he spring?'

"Would you look at the carrot on that guy!"

Workplace bullying.

'It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and tease another girl until she develops an eating disorder.'

'Come out of that cupboard. If you can't stand up to the class bully, who will? After all, you are the Headmaster...?'

"You're not from around here...are you?"

'Can you make this one disappear?'

"Aw mom, not the peace sign shirt! I always get beat up at school when I wear the peace sign shirt."

School boy nicknames: then and now.

'You wait until I'm bigger...'

"Can I have a standard lunch bag please Mum? They make fun of me at school when I eat out of my nose bag..."

"When I said to fight back, I didn't realize the school bully you were referring to was the principal!"

"The bully at school keeps calling me a snowflake."

"You can't bully me."

"Hahaha! What's wrong Dorky Nerdmire? That's your name isn't it?"

"Stupid bullies. I would try to defend myself – but what if I lose? Who would cover my legal expenses?"

"Yes, I know son, I've been through that too: Sometimes, we are resented for being clever..."

Cut down your own tree.

'Papi, kids at school are saying Nora and I are illegal...'

'Oh yeah? You and whose army?'

Freshman Ronnie Klumpf wisely outfitted himself with a wedgie deterrent system.

'It's your headmaster, Fatty. He's worried you're being bullied at school.'

'I may be a 97 pound weakling, but nobody kicks sand in my face!'

"I stood up to the class bully like you said, Dad. . . then she punched me in the eye!"