
'Don't look at me! Your cousin is the one who recommended them.'
Start their day with a laugh and a wink on a mug that celebrates their deal-hunting skills and creative flair—sure to brighten mornings with wit and wisdom.
'Don't look at me! Your cousin is the one who recommended them.'
Fire Sale.
When men go shopping.
Home seller has given up after reducing price many times.
Whatever-U-Got We'll Take It Store.
Apples - Buy 3, Get 3 - Duh.
"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"
Ask Doctor Ernie. Dear Doctor Ernie, what's the definition of "buyer's remorse?" You regret what you pay for.
This Week's Special Offer - Take It Or Leave It
"Whoa! I can't believe that car is only $200!"
Sale
Baseball bats 50 off.
'It's so frustrating -- all our coupons are expiring!'
'What do you do with the time you save?'
'I'm taking three hundred dollars off the sticker price. That way I'm only sticking you for the CD player.'
Caravan sales: buy two get one free.
'I'm a good shopper. I know how to find bargains. I think it's genetic. My mother always said that when she married dad, she got a real bargain.'
The 29p Shop
On days where there are no games scheduled, all tickets are half-priced.
"This job's really helping me buy my car...even if it's one piece at a time."
"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."
Sale on the same stuff as last week.
"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"
Shop struggles to sell books about recession: '90 per cent off on all credit crunch books' (Titles incluude: Beat the Crunch! Who's to Blame? We're all Doomed!)
(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop
"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."
"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."
"How soon will this be a remnant
That's supposed to say garage sale!
I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.
"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."
"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."
When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.
"I just..."
"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"
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