Deal Diva Pillows

Was �450 Now�300/Was January Sale Now February Sale

'I can save you 100%'

'She's going to six different psychiatrists for her compulsive comparison shopping problem.'

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

Downloading Pregnancy

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

"Influence this."

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

How would Madam like to pay?

Curtains haberdashery

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)

'I don't want to talk to any flunkies. Put me straight through to the computer.'

Artist chained to his drawing.

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

How much would you take off for cash?

"We hired all the designers ourselves."

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

'Don't wear that shirt in the garden dear. Roses don't fit in with my planting scheme'

Remote work

"My smart watch says I’m really dumb."

'I juggle a family, a career, and three cell phones.'

"I can't decide which I'd rather do- make a twenty-billion-dollar bid of turn down a twenty-billion-dollar bid."

"How much is the sign?"