Deal Diva Pillows

Was �450 Now�300/Was January Sale Now February Sale

'I can save you 100%'

'She's going to six different psychiatrists for her compulsive comparison shopping problem.'

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

The Modern Novel.

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

Downloading Pregnancy

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

"Influence this."

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

How would Madam like to pay?

Artist chained to his drawing.

Curtains haberdashery

'I don't want to talk to any flunkies. Put me straight through to the computer.'

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

"My smart watch says I’m really dumb."

Pharmacy School. We're having a pop quiz. I should have known there'd be surprise drug tests in pharmacy school.

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

How much would you take off for cash?

"We hired all the designers ourselves."

'Don't wear that shirt in the garden dear. Roses don't fit in with my planting scheme'

Remote work

'I juggle a family, a career, and three cell phones.'