Deal Aficionado Mugs

"Yes, I do make things, son. I make things called deals."

Gross Outrage.

"I'll have a glass of water and he'll have the surf & turf combo with a kiddies margarita."

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

High security Santa's grotto

Wall Street Couch

"That's Hicks from the corporate office. He's adorable, but trust me—when it comes to acquisitions, he's an animal!"

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

Sale.

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

'I put that the pilgrims ate Butterball Turkey, Stove Top Stuffing, and Mrs. Smith's Pie. Think she'll give extra credit for brand names?'

'I've never seen a stock crash so hard.'

Online Shopping.

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

The miracle of 2-for-1 pizza.

"I always cry at mergers."

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

Sale On Slightly Irregular Designer Shirts

It's a deal. You give me five analysts, three pundits, seven technicians and a soothsayer. I give you six experts, five professors, four consultants and a prognosticator.

...and if the Chairman rings, find out who he is.

"We’d like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand for a handbag."

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

'But it didn't cost anything, dear! I did it all off balance-sheet!'

'No hostile takeover bids beyond this point.'

Sales - We could try a 'free offer' but it would cost us.

'Attention everyone! I'd like to make a rebuttal of the resolution my husband just made about my going SHOPPING.'

'Hold my purse. I'm going in only to complain.'

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

"Introducing the Schultzaccino. Neither tea nor coffee."

"Sir, there are no waitresses or menus — this is Crate & Barrel."

'It's a growth industry' (tulips from Amsterdam).