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'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

In basket-case.

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

Late/Too Late.

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

"I think that might have been one deadline too many for Tim!"

"I wanted a Meticulous Monday or a Thorough Thursday report. This reads more like a Frivolous Friday."

Deadlines

'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.'

Production: Urgent, Rush, Super Rush.

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

Unrealistic expectations tend to lead to disappointment. . .

Given seven minutes to finish, he flashed through the weekly report.

"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."

'I'm kind of busy, mom...'

'We are in a race against time and the auditors. Gentlemen...start your shredders!'

Hourglass Dumptruck

"You're just buying time, Peterson! I want those figures on my desk by tomorrow!"

If I can have your attention, gentlemen- we have a heavy schedule.

Your car called- It's not taking you home until that report's finished.

'Regarding our deadline - have we moved to long-range planning or still stuck in short-term excuses?'

Outstanding Time Management

'He's really very busy but you can wait.'

"The boss is really pushing me to finish up before Thanksgiving."

"Ever feel like there just isn't enough time in the day to delegate all the things you want done?"

'Enough is enough, John! You've got to choose. It's either your job or me.'

"I need it yesterday."