
'Creepy, yes. But on the other hand, he's never missed a deadline.'
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'Creepy, yes. But on the other hand, he's never missed a deadline.'
IRS zero tolerance policy.
Hourglass Dumptruck
Emergency. I'm sorry, sir, we don't do taxes here.
If I can have your attention, gentlemen- we have a heavy schedule.
'He's been working on this around the clock for weeks. Not a happy camper.'
Drowning in Paper.
Outstanding Time Management
"Help! Set me free!"
At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.
In basket-case.
"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."
"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."
Burning the midnight oil.
Working hours.
Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'
Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'
One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.
"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"
"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."
Deadline
"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"
Pull an all-nighter?
Deadlines
Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.
Mountain climbers face a closed route.
"I think I see your deadline approaching."
". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."
Production: Urgent, Rush, Super Rush.
"Alan had to work all night on his presentation....this is what 17 espressos does to him."
"Sure I can make that deadline."
Given seven minutes to finish, he flashed through the weekly report.
'We are in a race against time and the auditors. Gentlemen...start your shredders!'
"My five least favorite words in the world: By End of the Day Friday!"
"Nice hopping. Now what?"
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