Dc Day-trippers Pillows

'Well, I don't care what Uncle Gary says. It's call the Capitol, not ‘Laws R Us.''

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."

A Day in the Country.

'When you said I would go places with the firm , sir, I was rather hoping for more than the annual outings...'

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

Hero of the Beach?

'Bed & Bagel'

"Free safety demonstration on board the flight?"

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

It's great to get away from it all, except for the crowds.

Canine Tours

A = Duration B = Cost C = Destinations reached

'Honestly Fred, we're only here for the day trip.'

"I hate this time of year..."

"I'll go in and look at stuff, but I won't read any signage."

The weekend getaway.

Christmas windsock.

'This will hurt you more than it will hurt me.'

"I find trains so romantic don't you?"

"I can't wait for our new vacation home to be finished so we can commune with nature on weekends."

"Bloody caravans..."

Toilet door. Table for one!

"I have high hopes for today's weather."

Driving home for Christmas

'We go where adventure takes us - as long as we're back before dark.'

"Look, do you want this ice-cream or not?"

"Did you guys find space for all those extra bags?"

'Why not take your kids to the circus...Why not take your kids to the circus...Why not take...'

'But apart from the piranhas, how was your trip to the aquarium?'

"I've a nasty feeling we've had burglars."