Daytrader Prints

'That was supposed to be your stock without equals, and it looks like you were right--no equals, just lots of superiors.'

The day the stock market went UP.

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

Build Your Own Portfolio

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

City Boy.

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

Day trading.

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

A child runs an equity stand.

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

Why markets crash.

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

'City Traders - The Complete Menagerie'

"They've made these fund prospectuses much easier to read." Brochure states; 'Give us all your money and get lost."

'How to time the market' seminar - 2pm, postponed to 3pm, then to 4pm.

Hedge fund sharks attacking 'The Markets' ship.

Currently Boston

Dow Jones drop

Vanna White: The Later Years.

'Stocks rose on the rumor that the market is mostly rumor-driven.'