Daylight Savings Debater Mugs

The last minute of Daylight Savings Time leaves the room.

"You owe me five bucks."

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

"Let me get this, but keep in mind that you'll pay for it in other, more subtle ways later on."

'You present a very convincing argument.'

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

Physicists disputing whether the clock moves backwards or forwards according to season change.

The Shakespeares Dine Out.

'Nobody goes there anymore.' 'Because it's too crowded.'

'I've spent a fortune wining and dining you today Julie and now you tell me you love Picasso!'

"I'll have the chicken or the eggs benedict—whichever of them comes first."

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

'And just how much is silver going for a troy ounce these days?'

"You ordered mammoth again?"

"The social conservative in me tells me to pay for dinner, but the fiscal conservative thinks we should split it."

'I hate them too. Listen, would you like to go out sometime? Dinner maybe? We could complain about the service.'

'I wouldn't say you're boring, Chuck, but you're the only person I know who records The Weather Channel.'

'Will you stop going BAAAAA every time I eat a piece of lamb!'

Mud Slinging

Holy Moses!

Bank. Take one $. I guess it is nice of the, but it doesn't do much for my confidence in the dollar.

"When you say 'the same', do you mean worse or better?"

' 'cock-a-doodle-doo' out of whack!'

'Are you nuts? -- Santa's secret identity is MY dad!'

"Do you two need a little more time?"

'Charles, what did I tell you about bringing your work home?'

"Because of the war can we split this?"

The PARTISAN CAFE: "For or against section?"

The US dollar is the weak link in the chain.

"Don't try to distance yourself from my choice of entrée."

'Forget about National Security for a second... if I'm not home in an hour for dinner, there's going to be some REAL FIREWORKS!'

Professor Malinowski Failed to Impress His Audience with his Small Bang Theory.

Stonehenge. I hate resetting this thing for daylight savings!