Day Seizer Prints

'I seized the day, and it seized right back.'

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

"Do I have many meetings today?"

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'It's been a pretty slow day -- What say we knock off a couple hours early?'

"Did you remember to do everything I asked, even the small things I said in passing that didn't sound like real requests?"

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like medulla oblongata!'

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

"I found out the hard way what a short hop it is from 'Seize the Day' to 'Seize the Money!'"

"...But it's only Thursday. I'll be confused all day now."

'I spent my bonus on changing my spots.'

'I didn't come to work yesterday because Tuesday is the new Monday.'

"I don't know—my gut tells me I should have another beer."

"And, folks, if you'll take a look out the right side of the plane you'll see a cloud that looks exactly like a pirate."

Clock in, Clock out.

Man hanging out underpants on washing line.

"I find trains so romantic don't you?"

"This was the best school day of the week!"

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

'You can have the cherry...I'm on a diet.'

"You know you are only drawing this to distract yourself from getting on with something difficult."

"Baldo have you been on your computer all night?"

"New super select-a-size! 1/2 sheet, 1/4 sheet, 1/8 sheet (make-up remover), 1/16 sheet (spider killer), 1/32 sheet (booger getter), 1/64 sheets (zit squeezers)."

"Great coffee, honey!"

'Boy, it's hard fitting everything in around milking-time...'

Woman Dancing.

'Hello, Daphne, could you let your Au Pair sunbathe in the garden? I want Morris to mow the lawn'.

Cows trying to liberate humans

'I can't find my glasses!' 'I can't find my mobile phone!'

"Good news! I sold the movie rights to your accident for 50 Grand!"

"There's tumbleweed coming out of your computer screen. Now do you believe your website is like a ghost town?"

"Of course I drink during the day—I'm way too tired to drink at night."