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"I know you worry about me speeding when I borrow your car, Daddy. So, this evening I kept the handbrake on all the way home!"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

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Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

Butterfly Woman

Prize vegetables.

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

Louis Armstrong

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Killer Executive Suits.

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

'I have this fear of the real world...'

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Skipping Horse

The Busy Gardener

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Remote control pirate bully

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"