Daughter's Parents Prints

"He's everything I want in a man."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Robot Parts $5

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

City Zoo: Day Care

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Bond James, Bond."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

Butterfly Woman

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'I have this fear of the real world...'

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Skipping Horse

Remote control pirate bully

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Grace For Flies

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

I like the Jets...I guess

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."