Dating Scene Veteran Mugs

"Does it occur to you that the only thing separating us is a basket of bar snacks? And a flimsy basket at that?"

Paradise Singles Bar.

'There are plenty of fish in the sea and I just got myself some fresh bait!'

"Huge fan."

"She's just being Koi."

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

"I just love a nice knight out."

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

"And for my next trick, I will confuse general politeness for chemistry."

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

'Would you like to come in for a rejection?'

"Don't wait too long for Mr. Right or you'll end up with Mr. What's left!"

Alligator Bars

"I had guys chase my tail, then one day I thought, hey, dummy, get rid of the middlemen and chase your own tail!"

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

'Complements of the big smelly gentleman.'

"So, tell me, how many guys have you slept with?"

"Here's one - 'Few-bricks-short-of-a-load seeks One-our-out-of-the-water.'."

'You were wrong, Bob, that wasn't her come-hither look!'

"The catch of the day is me."

"But it's supposed to be recreational sex, not guilt sex."

'It turned out to be a very crummy date and I kept thinking, 'I shaved my legs for this?''

Chick Magnet

He couldn't put his finger on it but something told Colin the date wasn't going well.

I want to thank you for coming back to my place to see my etchings, Elaine, but I have a confession to make. I don't really have any etchings. I have an Etch-a-Sketch. !

Northern chat up lines: 'You don't sweat much for a fat lass'

Listen, I'm looking for more than just a roll in the mud!

'I get the feeling you haven't heard a word I've said.'

When policewomen date.

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"Not on a first date! That's fine by me, I've been on lots of dates."