Dating Scene Veteran Mugs

"Does it occur to you that the only thing separating us is a basket of bar snacks? And a flimsy basket at that?"

Paradise Singles Bar.

'There are plenty of fish in the sea and I just got myself some fresh bait!'

"Huge fan."

"She's just being Koi."

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

"I just love a nice knight out."

"And for my next trick, I will confuse general politeness for chemistry."

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

'Would you like to come in for a rejection?'

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

"Don't wait too long for Mr. Right or you'll end up with Mr. What's left!"

"I had guys chase my tail, then one day I thought, hey, dummy, get rid of the middlemen and chase your own tail!"

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

Alligator Bars

'Complements of the big smelly gentleman.'

"So, tell me, how many guys have you slept with?"

"Here's one - 'Few-bricks-short-of-a-load seeks One-our-out-of-the-water.'."

'You were wrong, Bob, that wasn't her come-hither look!'

"But it's supposed to be recreational sex, not guilt sex."

"The catch of the day is me."

Chick Magnet

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Listen, I'm looking for more than just a roll in the mud!

'I get the feeling you haven't heard a word I've said.'

Northern chat up lines: 'You don't sweat much for a fat lass'

'It turned out to be a very crummy date and I kept thinking, 'I shaved my legs for this?''

"Not on a first date! That's fine by me, I've been on lots of dates."

He couldn't put his finger on it but something told Colin the date wasn't going well.

When policewomen date.

"You had me at hell..."