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'I'm through with older men - you dress to kill, then they turn up, wearing their distance glasses.'

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

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"That's hardly necessary!"

"And for my next trick, I will confuse general politeness for chemistry."

"Getting back into the market can be stressful. I recommend a portfolio of sleep-aids, tranquilizers, and antacids.'

"Grammar-police, sir, we have some questions about your online posts and the inappropriate use of apostrophes."

She agreed to marry me, but she has to marry three other guys first.

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

"It's incredible, Watson. I... I feel like a god."

"Sherlock Combs there said he believes it's an inside job."

"I believe this is a case for Sherlock Holmes..."

"Look I've already said, I'm not going to bed with you on our first date"

'I wonder if you'd go out with me. I've always wanted to go to couples therapy.'

"You had me at hell."

"If at first you don't succeed, buy me another drink."

'Who said 'duh'?'

'When it comes to romance, Sherlock doesn't have a clue!'

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

"You might be poor and ugly but you're the only one who didn't blather about politics and climate change after ten minutes. What's your name? Marry me!"

"It's a puzzling case, Watson. For all I know, the culprit could be staring me right in the face."

'Complements of the big smelly gentleman.'

'I know I said you could take me home but I didn't mean to your place!'

'But Holmes, how did you know what the victim had for his last meal?'

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The mint on the pillow? Why it's complimentary my dear, Watson!

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'Don't be absurd, Holmes. There is no way Moriarty could get at our Swiss account!'

"It's ailementry, my dear Holmes."

'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?'

'A piece of skin from the killer's arm, by jove. Let's go back to the lab, clone it, and identify the murderer when he grows up.'

"The catch of the day is me."

Sherlock Holmes finds the solution.