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Cards Blind Dating Game

"Good to meet you, too, Sarah. See you in the A.M."

"You are about to experience something rare in your life, Stan—rejection."

"Ignore that bottom feeder, Gloria!"

'Look Mandy! I don't get it! How do you expect Casey to show any interest in you, if you're just going to sit here and play hard to get?!' (board game).

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

"You lack spontaniety."

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

Biological Cuckoo clock

Ostrich Bar

"Ideally, I'm looking for a guy who can make me smile."

'Are you ready to get hurt again?'

'You remind me of my ex-ex-ex.'

Romantic Coffee Dates

Alligator Bars

Women's Idea of Sharing/Men's Idea of Sharing.

"Wanna get pigeon holed?"

'The website made a mistake. Not 'erotic' - 'neurotic'.'

When kissing a woman, try not to burp.

'I take playing footsie very seriously, Jane. You may have won the first two rounds, but let's make it three out of five.'

A Tree Grows In . . . Wherever.

"I've become so good at dating—relationships that used to take months now last a matter of days."

"Ask me anything you want about Water Cress!"

'I know I said you could take me home but I didn't mean to your place!'

"What if I dress up like a Chihuahua?"