Dating Game Enthusiast Prints

Cards Blind Dating Game

"Good to meet you, too, Sarah. See you in the A.M."

"You are about to experience something rare in your life, Stan—rejection."

"Ignore that bottom feeder, Gloria!"

'Look Mandy! I don't get it! How do you expect Casey to show any interest in you, if you're just going to sit here and play hard to get?!' (board game).

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

"You lack spontaniety."

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

Biological Cuckoo clock

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

Ostrich Bar

"Ideally, I'm looking for a guy who can make me smile."

"Your profile said you were a dog."

Alligator Bars

Romantic Coffee Dates

'The website made a mistake. Not 'erotic' - 'neurotic'.'

When kissing a woman, try not to burp.

'Are you ready to get hurt again?'

"Wanna get pigeon holed?"

'You remind me of my ex-ex-ex.'

You looked different during our video chat.

My personal ad specifically said I was a "dog person who enjoys walks on the beach."

'I take playing footsie very seriously, Jane. You may have won the first two rounds, but let's make it three out of five.'

Women's Idea of Sharing/Men's Idea of Sharing.

A Tree Grows In . . . Wherever.

"I've become so good at dating—relationships that used to take months now last a matter of days."

I've been going on a lot of first dates lately, but nobody wants to go out with me for a second date on Valentine's Day. The architect made other plans and the banker has no interest in seeing me again. The pilot doesn't see our relationship getting off the ground and the teacher thinks one date was enough --- she said she learned her lesson. What about the dietitian? I thought you two had a great time. We did --- but she's looking for somebody higher up the food chain.