Dating Expert Prints

Tom prepares for his hot date.

"Why have you taken an instant dislike to me?"

'I went out with that new hunk in Sales last night. Great closer!'

Babe magnet

'No thanks! Playing doctor is how my folks ended up getting married.'

"Not so fast, Casanova! I want to get to know a man and his intentions better before I allow him to accompany me to the cinema!"

"My name is Adam and your name is Eve and that I think is a good starting point for a relationship between us!"

"I'm not single I'm 'between relationships'."

"My mother says never talk to men on the street. So would you like to come up to my flat?"

'I can spell.'

'Bit of advice for your first date Son: Remove the flea-collar!'

'Are you a virgin?' - 'Of course I am, ask anybody.'

YOU will meet a stranger. . . Some Enchanted Evening. . .

'What do you think of this idea?'

'Well thank you Igor!! I spend all night making small talk with the blonde and Mr. googly eyes has to show up!!'

Boyfriend of the Month.

'Wow!... Look at the personality on her!'

The Stages of Wine

'Standing on tiptoe waving your claw may attract a crab, but it certainly doesn't woo me.'

'If you think all men are the same you might as well spend the night with me.'

Risk-free love seat.

"Isn't he a doll? And the best part is he hasn't been neutered!"

Do you know what girls want?

"I'm a simple man, really."

"I'm still in recovery for my perfectionism."

Just so you know, Bob, I don't date guys who play games. Sooo, the ball's in my court

You know, Sally, it's true what they say: words really do hurt. You mean "no"? Ouch!

"They're binge dating. It's a thing."

"Women want more these days, Bill - it's not enough just to be a jerk anymore."

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

'He's a catch for any woman - there's so much to re-mould'

Catch and release dating.