Dating Escapologist Mugs

"You haven't said a word to me all night."

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

Man at Fire Escape sees door with 'Hot Button Issues Escape',

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

'Out of office - Please leave your emails in the inbox next door.'

'Thank you for waiting. Please continue to hold and your call will bee answered as soon as we can.'

"I am afraid Mr. Jones is in his career coaching session. Can I get him to call you back?"

"IF you wanted to leave, why didn't you just say so?"

Houdini 2019

"If my husband finds out about us. . .listen, we must cover our tracks so well that no one believes that dinosaurs and humans existed at the same time!"

"Your blind dates is at the bar - I'll upgrade you to a table by the getaway door."

Danny always had trouble with math. (written on board: Ohio is the capital of Wisconsin.'

"I'm un-retiring today. Spending time with my family with hell."

'Wait for me!'

"I'm out if that is a manufacturer."

'Sir! Elsworth's away from his desk again!'

'Jane It used to be jungle out there'

Tortured by music

"Some date! The usual chat-up line - 'I must take you back in my spaceship to help populate my planet Zog'. . ."

"Are you sure the Russians didn't hack my answers to make me look bad?"

"I fled from suppression, torture, exploitation and bullies."

"He's ready to retire but the removal of the triple lock could be a problem."

"And now we come to the award for Escapologist of The Year. . ."

Halfway around the learning curve, Bob lets go.

Keys Under the Mat

'Not so fast Mr. Smith... you're forgetting the fit note I've filled out for your employer.'

"You have a right to know—I've been married occasionally."

"This is Munch's 'Sent to all by mistake'."