Date Night Chef Pillows

'I warned you...I can only cook two dishes: beef stroganoff and cheese cake.'

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Romantic Violinist.

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

"Oh, how sweet of you."

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

The Bare Minimum

"You're looking gorgeous tonight darling..."

'Just tell me. You don't need to drag that out every time I ask how I look.'

'I hope you agree, sir. They don't come any fresher than this!'

'You forgot your glasses again, didn't you?'

'Love's young dream or no, they're going to have to take a hunt!'

What do I want out of our relationship? Same thing anyone wants. Good value.

'Not...one...drop.'

'Look. . . for the last time, I'm not playin' 'footsie' with you!'

'Do you have anything cheap but guaranteed to help me get laid?'

'Have I ever told you how beautiful you are when you agree with me?'

Being the gentleman he was, Brian insisted on paying in restaurants even though he suddenly realised that dating a bacterium was going to be more expensive than he first thought.

"Are there any reports of illness at this table?"

'Look, I know I'm just the bread, but I feel like you guys aren't being emotionally honest with each other and it's going to cause problems down the road.'

"I never knew what love was until you came along and explained it to me."

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

'Alice are you dating me only because you don't feel like cooking?'

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

"Remember the last time you took me out? We had ration books!"

"Couples therapy is not 'going out', Henry!"

"I hope this guy isn't as dull as he looks."

"Know any marches? I just gave him his marching papers."

"There's a kind of rhythm to making money that something inside me responds to."

'Oh Harry, look at that cute couple! How come we don't do anything romantic like that anymore?'

'Maybe it's the wine talking but you look as good today as the day I first settled for you.'

"Would you care for something to talk about during dinner?"

"I just wanted to tell you how much I love that you don't have a podcast."