Data Visualization Wizard Prints

'OK, OK, I get it!! We'll drop bar charts and start using pie charts!'

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

"Thank you for that summation of the charts."

"Here are the new sales figures, which way up would you like them?"

"Remember Mr. Cockbundle is not just a 'customer', he is an important source of valuable and readily marketable data."

"Perhaps this slide whistle can better illustrate what this graph is telling us."

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

"One of the most compelling graphic presentations I've ever seen!"

"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."

He then drew a number of smaller pie charts behind the bigger chart. That helped to put it into perspective.

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

We Have A Lot To Cover.....

"The disasters are collaborating better than we are!"

Real data visualization specialists are 100% committed to their profession.

'And this is after the creation of a Special Effects Department.'

'...The good news is the Guggenheim has offered $2,500,000 for our chart.'

"You additional graphics are totally unnecessary, Phelps."

"Maybe the pie chart should have been refrigerated."

"The red bars represent the obscene numbers this quarter. The black bars are censoring those red bars."

Sales and Diversity

"Pie chart"

Information vs. confusion

'Having all this information on my patient's diagnostics is great, but I think I need a degree in data analytics to sort it all out...'

"...and this chart shows people clearly prefer bar graphs to pie charts."

"Now at this point reality intruded."

"For this year's financial picture, we've done away with graphs."

"We don't believe in miracles. We rely on them."

"He's been using the new virtual reality data viewer and climbing bar graphs..."

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

'If we switch to a pie chart, would it look less apparent?'

"Wow! Good news - the line is getting shorter!"

"We ran the numbers on how climate change will affect economic growth, but the numbers got so spooked they just kept running."

'We've always needed an accounting magician.'