Data Visualization Wizard Prints

'OK, OK, I get it!! We'll drop bar charts and start using pie charts!'

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

"Thank you for that summation of the charts."

"Here are the new sales figures, which way up would you like them?"

"Remember Mr. Cockbundle is not just a 'customer', he is an important source of valuable and readily marketable data."

"One of the most compelling graphic presentations I've ever seen!"

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."

He then drew a number of smaller pie charts behind the bigger chart. That helped to put it into perspective.

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

We Have A Lot To Cover.....

"The disasters are collaborating better than we are!"

Real data visualization specialists are 100% committed to their profession.

'And this is after the creation of a Special Effects Department.'

'...The good news is the Guggenheim has offered $2,500,000 for our chart.'

"You additional graphics are totally unnecessary, Phelps."

"The red bars represent the obscene numbers this quarter. The black bars are censoring those red bars."

"Maybe the pie chart should have been refrigerated."

"Pie chart"

Information vs. confusion

'Having all this information on my patient's diagnostics is great, but I think I need a degree in data analytics to sort it all out...'

"...and this chart shows people clearly prefer bar graphs to pie charts."

"Now at this point reality intruded."

"For this year's financial picture, we've done away with graphs."

"We don't believe in miracles. We rely on them."

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

"He's been using the new virtual reality data viewer and climbing bar graphs..."

"Wow! Good news - the line is getting shorter!"

'If we switch to a pie chart, would it look less apparent?'

'We've always needed an accounting magician.'

"Misery, torment, N.Y. football"

"Next?? How should I know what comes next?"