Data Storage Specialist T-Shirts

'Large pieces of this cloud are being leased to data storage companies. Perhaps we can get a job working here.'

Let's get organized

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

'You know too much,'

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

Catalogue of little books.

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

Real data visualization specialists are 100% committed to their profession.

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

Megabyte Information Processing Center.

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

Folding Container.

"I'll need all the information you can find on why I need so much information."

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

"Don't mind me, folks, I'm just here for regular system maintenance."

'I can type 500 words per minute.'

"I hate people using the cloud."

"I got the cream, but the bulk of the old lady's estate is going to auction."

"Do I use a cloud? I was downloaded from a cloud. Duh."

"I don't know how he does it, but trust me, he will find it."

'Did you keep a back up in the cloud?'

"As part of our new privacy policy we stopped using hidden cameras."

Eye in the sky is watching you.

My boat

'I can't party like I used to. I've got enough Tupperware.'

Man dies unnoticed in his office cubicle

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"On the bright side, the NSA is done tracking you."