Data Roaming Worrier Mugs

"I forgot to switch off data roaming."

The World Wide Web.

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

Technological Dependence.

'Keep Off the Wi-Fi.'

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

Wifi whore

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

We don't have wi-fi.

"There's no such thing as free wi-fi."

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

'I got caught in a blogstorm.'

'No wifi?. . .No 3G, either?!. . .Lousy tropical paradise!'

Internet Restaurant

"I couldn't get a signal while I was at the mall. I can now relate to those songs that sing about the blues."

'I've never eaten here. I come for the broadband.'

"It's summer and kids need an outlet...an electrical outlet!"

'Run around with sharp objects and you'll poke an eye out!'

"If you're so worried about the effect of your mobile phone on your sperm count maybe you should just use it less!"

'Internet' 'Internot'

'An they have the nerve to call this heaven!'

Department of Philosophy. Free Why-Fi.

"Wait, the ventilator...does it have wi-fi?"

Questions Online

'What's the wi-fi like?'

'He spent yesterday being briefed on the threats from a cyber attack...'

New York with free high-speed WiFi

"I was admitted to heaven, but they didn't have WIFI."

"I can't understand why you're getting no signal down here? There's plenty of Hotspots!"

"Great, don't move now Mum: I've got great Wi-Fi reception here..."

Abandon all hope of Wifi ye who enter here

"...and in this circle the wi-fi is particularly patchy..."