Data Protection Fanatic Mugs

'Stay clear, I'm wiping my computer data before I get rid of it!'

'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."

'Since PRISM, nothing is 'off the record' any more.'

"That guys is stealing my data!"

"I'm not worried about identity theft. Who'd want to be me?"

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

'I think I set the security level, on my anti virus software, too high. Whenever I access anything it is automatically deleted.'

"We understand you're not happy with our privacy policy."

Woman rushing her computer to the doctor.

"We need to start listening to our customers."

"If there's a way in, they'll find it."

'I made a backup disc. Then I realized I wanted a backup of the backup. Then I decided just to be safe, to make a backup of that backup...'

My password is ELEPHANT. It may not be the strongest, but I never forget it.

'And do you vow to give her all of your login passwords until death do you part?'

"Millions at risk from identity theft - good thing I'm safe."

Don't forget to make a back up copy!

"Every time I click 'accept' for these online user agreements, a piece of my soul dies."

'Give me the name of your first girlfriend, first car, and first pet!'

'That's right, just drop your old computers here...and I'll take care of any data.'

There's some guy in the caf

'Bob installed a lazer security system. He's a little protective of his new car.'

"Oh, we used to use a crystal ball, but hacking into your credit files is much more informative!"

"It's a web business fed up with credit card fraud ..they prefer to be paid by cash now!"

"Alexa. . . why do I have this feeling that I'm under almost constant surveillance?"

"Just a few questions for our database - Have we stolen from you before?"

Scandal about listening on Facebook

'This is not going to look too good on your record: complaining about invasion of privacy.'

"You must contact everyone who's ever been on your naughty/nice list."

Forgot My Mother's Maiden Name.

"Bliss, another day of google not being able to steal our data..."

Colin didn't want to risk videos of his dates going viral online.

"Well, if it isn't Roy Pendleton, age 51, five foot nine, 176 pounds, two kids, recently divorced... Yes, I know everything about you, Mr. Pendleton but, then, information is my business!"

Ted never left anything to chance. His computer passwords were all 99 random characters long. . .

"I'm obsessed with protecting all my data, so I encrypted myself."