Data Juggler Mugs

"Miss Wythenshawe? Can I leave early, my brain is full."

'Sims, thought it was the data, but it's actually you that's flawed.'

"We've got most of the figures. . . but we're still not sure what order to put them in."

Better phone upstairs for the latest figures.

Information Tightrope.

'And Fenwick, those pesky third quarter stats? Don't tweak 'em �' torque 'em!'

'According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist.'

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

In/Out/These Things Happen.

"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"

"I can't sit down. Don't you remember? I worked my butt off for you."

"Never do today what someone else can do tomorrow."

'To cut back on traveling expenses, we're going to start sending you out as an e-mail attachment.'

"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"

'Well I like to think every cloud has a silver lining.'

"I figured my stress ball should match the size of my anxiety."

Is this Randy the Love Doctor? Speaking. What ails you, brother? My wife doesn't have a job. The other night she told me it'd be nice if I helped out a little more at home. So I replied "hey, I don't ask you to come to my place of business and do my job for me." I see. Have you tried the "act like I never said it and wait for her to forget it" routine? Yes, sir. I also, tried the "don't-make-eye-contact-until-she-forgets-it" maneuver. I'm running out of ideas.

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

"No, it's no mistake. There is no out."

Spam in inbox.

Senior PGA Moment.

"I don't understand, having a pulmonary embolism isn't on his to do list!"

"Time to do it in!"

"Hello?"

"I had considered hyphenating my last name, but now I'm leaning towards and underscore."

"How a cartoonist's mind works #3 in a series" "Cartoons you think of during the day and draw" "Cartoons you think of in the middle of the night and forget"

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

We don't want statistics that reflect the actual market situation. We want statistics that reflect what was decided in this boardroom!

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

"My five least favorite words in the world: By End of the Day Friday!"

If you're a multiple personality could you spare an identity for an amnesiac?

"I was just ringing to see if you got the e-mail about the letter I sent you?"

A statue of Mercury is defaced with a purse, stockings, a bra and lipstick.

"For your enjoyment: Please turn off electronic devices, close your eyes, and cover your ears."

'Did I put the recycling out?'