Data Discussers Mugs

"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?"

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Dialogue

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

"Now that's a win."

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

Changing Minds

The Proust of Twitter

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

'This graph may need some explaining...'

"He'll never win this negotiation. He's saddled with numbers...but we have anecdotes."

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

Like Minded

And now, for a rebuttal.

'I can watch T.V. shows on the computer, so who needs a TV?'

The last word.

Global warming debate.

Approved Debate Questions

Woke Jersey Shore

'My opponent hates cats.'