"He'll never win this negotiation. He's saddled with numbers...but we have anecdotes."
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"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."
Dialogue
"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."
"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."
'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'
The Proust of Twitter
"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?"
"Now that's a win."
Changing Minds
"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."
My new laptop is nicer than your new laptop. I'm not going to get into a competition about whose new laptop is nicer. The one I replaced is nicer than the one you replaced. Stop it.
"That's six 'noes' and one 'aye', the ayes have it"
"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"
"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."
Netanyahu versus Gantz
Oz Debating Society. You can't refute everything I say just by call it a "straw man" argument.
"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."
"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."
"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"
'You present a very convincing argument.'
"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"
The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'
'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'
"If I vote my conscience, it's Sanders. If I vote my pocketbook, it's Trump. If I vote my emotions, it's Hillary. If I vote my anger, it's Cruz..."
Crooked Hillary... Pig... Sad!... Not a Ten!...
The Clinton Campaign, post-mid-September
Like Minded
Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.
A bunch of global warming skeptics want to join eco club. It's a school organization. You have to let them in. But they just want to harass us with selective facts! Today: Eco club. So? Debate is good. You have :An Inconvenient Truth" to counter their arguments. Oh. Great. Now we'll have to read it.
Debating Society. I can accept that money is speech as long as we can agree that some spending is like yelling fire in a theater.
You're on "Ask Sadie." What's your problem?! Super delegates. A candidate could win the most votes in the primaries but lose anyway of the superdelegates want someone else! Can you believe that? Oh stop yer sniveling. In my day, the parties chose candidates in smoke-filled backrooms without even pretending the people get a vote. At least this charade gets you out of the house. Gets the blood pumping. I guess.
The only Universal Truths that all religions agree upon.
Stegosaurus (say the evolutionists). Nonsense (say the creationists).
And now, for a rebuttal.
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