Data Daydreamer Mugs

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

Desert Island BBQ

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

Pigeon Little

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"Well, either you're hopelessly optimistic or hopelessly short-sighted."

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

Ice Cream Dreams.

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

"Good invisible exports figures this quarter, sir."

Geek fairies