And where do you think you may have come in contact with AIDS tainted blood?
Dark Humored Friend Mugs
Find the perfect mug for your dark-humored friend—witty, slightly mischievous, and guaranteed to start their day with a smile. Ideal for those with a cheeky sense of humor.
Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.
Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.
"Actually, I'm still on life support. I just came by to do a feasibility study."
'... And this is my cellar.'
"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."
Dead Funny
"Housekeeping?!"
"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"
'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'
Giant ape juggling planes and captive.
The Reaper's Arms
"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"
"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."
"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"
"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"
Scene from 'Night of the Koala'
'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'
OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!
"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."
Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.
"I'm excited to get fixed at the vet, had no idea I was broken."
"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."
Tim Burton
"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."
Charles Addams.
"Already sold your soul to the company? Listen, I'll have my people talk to their people."
"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"
Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart
"Roadkill cookies"
Mitt Romney: Double Guantánamo
'This will only hurt for a moment.'
"I hear he's taking an experimental drug called, 'It Ain't Over Till It's Over.'"
The Final Selfie
Life and Death
Dark Humored Friend Mugs Collection
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