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"Your wife had a macabre sense of decor."

Cocktails on the verandah.

"The knights of the round accent table"

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

Teapot

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

"We can't take breaks, but lunch is provided."

Meekness of Mr Pecksniff and his Charming Daughter

Rape of the Lock- The Toilet

"Ah, Stevens—sit anywhere."

Vincent Van Goth.

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

"Sorry, Boss, I thought you wanted me to make it look like an accident."

'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'

Waiting for the end of the acid-rain delay at the ballpark in the year 2258...

'They had a sale on electric green.'

Sightings reported to Americans for Decency

Android with a computer print out as a scarf

'We couldn't agree on the wallpaper.'

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 2)

Ooo, I love that you kept all the exposed fossil.

"This coffee seems a little staler every morning, Edwina!"

'...And this property has wall to wall gravel...'

'Well what do you know? There really is plenty of kitsch in the sea!'

Louise Brooks caricature

"We had an expert restore all the original shag carpeting."

Man missing giant shoe, which has been set up as a house.

"This ain't no trick or treat, mister, this is a stick-up! Give me your cash, credit cards, jewelry...and that candy bar!"

Santa uses reindeer parts.

101 uses of a dead cat: weights

'Are we expecting a fleet of super-size handcarts?'

'Hell? No. We're just the side effects of your new drugs.'

Skull Icons

When bargain hunters crack.

Beware of Static Electricity