Daring Diker Mugs

A Hole in the Dike

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

"If he didn't live each day like it was his last, he would have lived another 40 years."

'Think about it: If we blow up the bridge, they'll have to swim across again...'

As you like it - One way of catching fish

'I'm afraid the motion has been carried and you lost.'

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

'Careful, the plate is really hot.'

Casual skydiving.

Man finds a python in his breakfast egg

"This is our corporate evaluation pond. If you can survive a 15 minute swim, then you are management material."

"Thank goodness for rear-engine cars!"

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

'What the devil is that?' - 'I don't know, I haven't named it yet.'

'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'

Divers attache BITE ME sign to companion's oxygen tanks.

'Y'know, Henderson, that's exactly the sort of thing that makes people of you as a loose cannon.'

How to sell healthy food...

Finally, after years of living in fear, the crows confronted it. They refused to be scared any longer.

CEO practices his golf in the office.

"The world needs revolutionaries...people who challenge the system, who question authority, who aren't afraid to say, 'I won't take anymore!'"

"If Carlo can't maintain a better on-line profile, he'll just have to go..."

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"Tonight, I feel like eating something controversial."

'C'mon - help me bring him down and I'll split him with you!'

'And please take into account that my client was acting upon a double-dog-dare.'

'Are you sure this is legal?'

Man claims to be a good swimmer so lady asks him to jump in the river and fetch a flower

Extreme Carolling

"Are you sure you're ready to get back on the ice?"

"I'd like to try something different- something that takes a lot of guts to eat."

'Hester had done the triple dozens of times in his mind. Now, however...'