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Cross Channel Leap

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

YOLO vs YODO

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

Washing Line Walker

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Man is successfully leaping over chasm.

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

"Look before I leap - always. 'Think' before I leap - never!"

"I normally don’t do this on the first date."

A convenient attack of swine flu...

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

'Of course we can do it! We're BIRDS!'

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

'Your father and I support your career aspirations, but we feel you need a new practice space.'

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

'I tried it at home...'

"There are some specific issues concerning landing yet to be resolved but we're making good progress."