Dance Floor Disaster Aficionado Gifts

'You've got 2 left feet'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

The last song before the party exploded.

Dance.

Sale. To do this job you just need to follow the old adage and "dance like nobody's watching"!

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

You make me feel like dancing!

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

'I'll never forget the night I saw you across the crowded room of a dusty ol' honky tonk.'

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

"Don't worry, your sudden urge to dance is perfectly natural, a combination of instinct and hormones kicking in. . ."

'I'll need to see some ID.'

"Um, I think it's my job to make them dance."

With the family car in the shop for repairs, Jason borrowed his dad's truck to take his date to the prom.

Club insecurity.

'You think they could have splashed out on a few disco lights.'

'I thought I could dance...'

"I've been dying to hit the dance floor in a crowded nightclub."

Dance Crossing

George Michael at the chiropodist

"Would you like to dance?"

Men at Twerk

Dad Dancing.

'You dance like my mother.'

Castaways say; 'Now don't go rocking the boat Elvis.'

'Can I help it if I was given TWO left feet?'

'Oh, goodie! You've learned to walk upright - now we can take ballroom dancing lessons!'

Ark New Year's Party. That was a great new year's party! Everybody had a great time. The elephants spent the evening talking about their favorite memories from the past year. The chameleons were the most fashionable pair ---Each changed into three different outfits during the party. And the song bird did a great job as DJ. He kept the dance floor full! The donkeys impressed me out there --- They were really kicking up their heels! The only problem tonight was the golden retriever ... H

'I told you those good-luck charms we brought were a waste of money!'

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

"Yes, it's very romantic that you want to dance with me after we finished dinner, David. . . I'm just not sure the other customers here in this fast food restaurant would think so!"

"Do-si-do, I said! DO-SI-DO!"

Soldiers Ball at Huntsville, Alabama. Dancing the Virginia Reel

'First, a disclaimer....still wanna dance?'

'Steel tipped safety boots? You don't trust my dancing skills?'