Dance Floor Disaster Aficionado Gifts

'You've got 2 left feet'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

The last song before the party exploded.

Dance.

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

You make me feel like dancing!

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

'I'll never forget the night I saw you across the crowded room of a dusty ol' honky tonk.'

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

'I'll need to see some ID.'

"Um, I think it's my job to make them dance."

Club insecurity.

"Don't worry, your sudden urge to dance is perfectly natural, a combination of instinct and hormones kicking in. . ."

'You think they could have splashed out on a few disco lights.'

"I've been dying to hit the dance floor in a crowded nightclub."

Dad Dancing.

'You dance like my mother.'

George Michael at the chiropodist

Men at Twerk

"Would you like to dance?"

'I thought I could dance...'

Dance Crossing

'Oh, goodie! You've learned to walk upright - now we can take ballroom dancing lessons!'

'Can I help it if I was given TWO left feet?'

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

"Yes, it's very romantic that you want to dance with me after we finished dinner, David. . . I'm just not sure the other customers here in this fast food restaurant would think so!"

"Do-si-do, I said! DO-SI-DO!"

'I told you those good-luck charms we brought were a waste of money!'

Soldiers Ball at Huntsville, Alabama. Dancing the Virginia Reel

'Steel tipped safety boots? You don't trust my dancing skills?'

'First, a disclaimer....still wanna dance?'

I wish I was as pretty as her...I could pull someone better...my dancing looks stupid...