Dance Event Pillows

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Go team!

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Green Balloon

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"I made you a mixtape."

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Odette from Swan Lake

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

Knight in shining Lycra!

'In hindsight, we should have spent more on marketing than entertainment.'

Orchestra conductor

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Swan Lake's Odette and Siegfried