Dance Enthusiasts Pillows

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

'You asked for a little salsa.'

Naked Morris Dancers.

"Being a sugar plum fairy doesn't mean sticking to a diet of sugar plums!"

'Well how about rocking 'partly' around the clock then?'

"I know he's not that much to look at but you should see him tango."

How's My Jiving?

'I'm sorry, but I only dance with podiatrists.'

'We run a respectable business here, Miss Faversham, so, just a reminder, no twerking!'

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

Tea dance

Ballerina kicking another dancer in the face.

"We daren't go in there at our age. We'd probably end up with slipped discos!"

Of all the lap dances clogging was by far the least popular.

Finesse fishing

"I put my right foot in, I put my right foot out, I did the hokey pokey and I threw my back out!"

Don't Forget Your 3PM Dance Break

Can-Can Dancer

'I get a lot of static in my tumble drier!'

"Souls are a dime a dozen. The best I can give you is ten free dance lessons."

Dancing and Bunting

"Martin! It's left wiggle, chasse, turn, jazz hands!"

"I'll take your gag off. If you promise not to bite."

"Your footage makes us dizzy so we're taking back your body camera, Officer Dancing Traffic Cop."

To put your right foot in, press 5...to take it out, press 6... to put...

Cheshire Flamenco Dancer... Lipsticked grin clutching flower in her teeth.

Clean Dancing.

"They began the beguine, Roger, and you weren't here."

Willson, Carswell & Griggs - The Balanchine Version

Sheep has it's fur shorn into a tutu.

Ginger was born to dance.

Bobbies on the Beat

A dancing couple

"Discombobulating uncertainty is not the only kind of dithering, you know, Charles!"

"You make physical therapy for my back so much fun!"