Dance Club Aficionados Gifts

Early Night Club

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

'Baby's first two-step.'

Cygnets from Swan Lake

Dancing with the Star Wars

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Fun (circa 1955)

When at a loss for words Colin would often resort to communicating through the medium of contemporary dance.

Orchestra conductor

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

Why do you direct the school musical, Mr. K? It's a privilege

Music Hall Dancers

Clubbing

A Cow Striptease

Stopping smoking at work had given Tim the energy to explore his creativity ... 'And I like to call this my dance of the fourth quarters 'profit and loss' account.'

Pole dancers

"Damn it, Persky! I ask you for a fiercely choreographed rite of destruction and rebirth, and you give me a febrile study of dehumanized angst."

Finesse fishing

'Aunty Em!...Toto!...It's a twister...It's a twister!'

"You can stop any time, sir. I've already told you I'm not wearing a body camera!"

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

"Those who can can, dance."

Willson, Carswell & Griggs - The Balanchine Version

"It just seems like we're stuck on Lambada when everyone else is twerking."

'Yes, you sing. But do you dance and make romance?'

"I guess we shouldn't have called him Monty."

'Well how about rocking 'partly' around the clock then?'

"This heat transfer dance had better work. I'm freezing my tail off!"

Jason's fighting style was heavily influenced by his love of West Side Story.

Do you really have to do that every time you make a good call? If refs acted like players.

"I Can't Dance... The Doctor Accidentally Gave Me Two Left Feet!"