Dam Designers Mugs

"A toast to you dam builders, with water from the reservoir."

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

'So what have you been up to?'

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

Hmm, now that I see it, I think I like the dam back where you put it before.

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

David Hockney

"You like it? We purchased the fourth wall from 'Westworld'."

'Think about it: If we blow up the bridge, they'll have to swim across again...'

'Do you do anything with the old casks?'

David Hockney

"Look at these! Now, do you believe in evolution?"

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

"As far as form following function, it's a brilliant design for a business center."

A Scene From 'Henry V'.

Turandot

Fish Food

David Hockney

Reason # 23 that doors don't make perfect seal against winter winds: Mischievous unemployed elves.

Salvador Dali - Memorial Park

Build bridges, not walls. Unless it's housing. Then it's better to build walls.

'If you have a toothache, take the day off, you would be useless at work anyway...'

"Lawsuits must really be getting out of hand."

Beaver looking at the Hoover dam thinking 'You've got to be kidding me.'

'It's a Sam Shepard play with the usual props - burnt toast, live animals, and a penis or two.'

Tarnhelm

Man lighting ceiling candle

"Hey, who died and gave you the right to determine my water rights?"

'I forgot to close the door?...Seriously? Who puts a door on a hole?'

'Look at that spread. Some fish have it so good.'

"It's true that the basement's flooded, but it's stocked."