Dam Designers Mugs

"A toast to you dam builders, with water from the reservoir."

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

'So what have you been up to?'

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

"You like it? We purchased the fourth wall from 'Westworld'."

'Do you do anything with the old casks?'

'Think about it: If we blow up the bridge, they'll have to swim across again...'

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

"Look at these! Now, do you believe in evolution?"

"As far as form following function, it's a brilliant design for a business center."

A Scene From 'Henry V'.

Reason # 23 that doors don't make perfect seal against winter winds: Mischievous unemployed elves.

Turandot

Fish Food

Build bridges, not walls. Unless it's housing. Then it's better to build walls.

Tarnhelm

Beaver looking at the Hoover dam thinking 'You've got to be kidding me.'

'If you have a toothache, take the day off, you would be useless at work anyway...'

Man lighting ceiling candle

"Lawsuits must really be getting out of hand."

'I forgot to close the door?...Seriously? Who puts a door on a hole?'

"Hey, who died and gave you the right to determine my water rights?"

'Look at that spread. Some fish have it so good.'

"It's true that the basement's flooded, but it's stocked."

"Beats me how it works... but if you sit here long enough a little snack pops out."