Dairy Farm Fans Prints

'Is it an emergency?'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

"Black or white, Vicar?"

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

Freshest ice cream in town!

Important Food Groups

Cow's straw

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"They’re real."

Pull the udder one

'Come on, girl! I know you can do it! Jump over the moon!'

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

Dyslexic Cattle Ranch

Cow and Milk

Uh, oh, the cows come home!

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

'Another nice thing about working here, they tend to promote from within.'

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"

Moo! OOM!

About time!

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."