Dairy Dancer Prints

Broadway Moosical.

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Where Skim Milk comes from.

'Oh Hi!'

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Important Food Groups

Cheese

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"Wait, what are you doing?"

"Oh my god -- I can't believe it's real butter!"

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

Cow and Milk

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"

Cheese Pile

'I feel like such a failure: They have to process my milk to make it low-fat...'

Cute cow drinking from a carton from Nestle

"Cheese is just a substitute for the love you've never given me."

World of Cow.

'I'm sorry but I have to let you go, we're all drinking 2%.'

Barnyard humor.

A consumer guide to cheese.

Yoghurt man

'A lot of my stories involve milk.'