Dad Jokes Fan Mugs

'Hi Bob, we're playing hairdresser: Want to join in?'

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

Cry babies.

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

"Look, honey, I got dinner on line!"

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

Next to Nothing

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

Hammer and chisel discussing what they've been doing, chisel says; 'Oh you know, getting into a few scrapes.'

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

"Sure was a lot of screaming for the happiest day of your life."

Note Book

"It's a dependent!"

'Oh Darling look. He's got your colour boogies!'

Looky... It's Bat'minton... I'll see myself out."

"OK...what's the quickest way to the hospital?"

"I don't think the crackling sound coming from your lower back is as serious as you thought. Just relax and I'll have this Rice Krispie Square out of your back pocket in no time."

'The brown one that smells like an old man.'

"Have you seen my wife?"

Child on a schedule.

D-Day (Dad Day)

"What happens if you get the headphones in the wrong ear?"

'This mandarin chicken is delicious, Dad. It tastes like you bought it yourself.'

'In this rare photo of President Bush standing beside former President Clinton, one can't help but notice how the weight of office has grayed their hair.'

"Oh no, the lectern and microphone. I get the feeling I'm getting another one of your boring life lectures."

"Someday you'll understand the ways of the world...with the exception of tax and health insurance forms."

Vasectomy Clinic: Convert to Unleaded Here

"Yo, Greg!" "Hey, Warren!"

Vulgar-free Beaver

Cocktail Franks

"'No bones about it?' What? Oh, right. I get it. Ha."

A man outside of gents toilet sees sign: New Men - With Baby changing facilities.