Dachshunds Prints

'The ranch-style house is for our wiener dog.'

Regarding Dolly our Daschund, that's about the long and short of it!

"Pick me!"

Canine Scentipede

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

Wiener Dog . . . Dog Wiener

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

'Don't worry. I'm using carpet shampoo.'

The inner dog emerging from a sausage dog.

'He took a fetching class.'

I know. Isn't it funny how people and their pets start to look alike?

Long Dachshund

'Shake'

Hiding behind dad.

'Dad a dachshund is really half a dog high and two dog long...'

"What makes you think you're Good Boy material?"

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

Dog watching show called, 'After Obedience School Special'

'You wouldn't be very good at petting dachshunds.'

'Is he sitting?'

"We went with the burger dog instead of the weiner dog."

Do you look like your pet ?

'That's the problem with Dacshunds, you can never tell whether they're coming or going.'

"If Timmy Had a Wiener Dog"

"No, thanks Bob. And just exactly when did you decide you were a 'dog person'?"

"Ok, Santa comes in and goes for the cookies, while I sneak up and join the reindeer! Foolproof!"

Dachshund Yoga

Could I trade in this greyhound for a dachshund? My doctor says I have to slow up.

'Sorry Binky, but there is no category for talking dogs.'

'How did you know his name was Fritz?'...

Dachshund grown chart

Dachshund with wheels round tummy.

'The final question...does it pass the sniff test?'