Dabbling Inventor T-Shirts

I'm going to be rich, famous, and irresistible to the opposite sex any day now, Randy. I think you've had one too many hot cocoas, little buddy. No, really. I've written a note for my descendants and buried it in a time capsule in my backyard. Once they read it, they'll time-travel back to the 20th century and genetically engineer my embryonic self. HOJ. They'll bestow me with superhuman charisma, epic good looks, and money-management skills. You're forgetting that to have descendants, you have

"Young Frankenstein"

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

"Young man! You turn the gravity back on this instant!!"

Chief Foreign Policy Advisor to President Obama.

It's true. Some days I feel like creating a miracle, and some days I just feel like helping a dude catch a touchdown pass.

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

'When the school upgraded its operating system, for the third time, I upgraded my headache medicine from over-the-counter to prescription strength.'

'I can't get the hang of this cloud computing...'

The Screeeen!

"That's not all I do. Actually I'm a psychological counselor- gymnast-motivational speaker-relaxation therapist-sex worker."

'I don't surf the net, I just kind of dog-paddle through it.'

Negotiations over the new colour scheme had reached stalemate.

'What was the question?'

"When I evolve I'm going to be an elephant."

'Excuse me. Could you point me towards the books that would look impressive on my bookshelf?'

'He's at the 'awkward stage' in converting to paperless so he carries both a laptop and a briefcase.'

"Pretty good, but I'll bet you can't hit him again."

'Edwards, you fool, I'm Dr.Blake - the experiment worked! It means riches and fame for me - us! I meant us!'

I was having fun making log letters when someone asked "why?" So I Qui

"I'm scanning these old photos we're afraid of losing into my computer so I can lose them there."

"Dad, let's play hide and go seek. I'll hide your data, and you seek it. And when you can't find it, you pay me to return it."

'The results came back negative. You won't ‘just die' if you don't get that new designer handbag.'

"Yeah, the internet's full of information, but after a day broadening my superficial knowledge of casual interests, who has time to think?

'It's just a first draft.'

Riddle behind the mask

The Original Bobsled.

'She's system two and this is the new beta release.'

'Just ignore your father - he's been dabbling in the occult again....'

'When it comes to investing, I'm not bullish or bearish... I'm chickenish.'

DANGER - hook and worm...!

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