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"Young Frankenstein"

"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

Chief Foreign Policy Advisor to President Obama.

"Young man! You turn the gravity back on this instant!!"

'When the school upgraded its operating system, for the third time, I upgraded my headache medicine from over-the-counter to prescription strength.'

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

The Screeeen!

"That's not all I do. Actually I'm a psychological counselor- gymnast-motivational speaker-relaxation therapist-sex worker."

'I can't get the hang of this cloud computing...'

'I don't surf the net, I just kind of dog-paddle through it.'

Negotiations over the new colour scheme had reached stalemate.

"When I evolve I'm going to be an elephant."

'Excuse me. Could you point me towards the books that would look impressive on my bookshelf?'

'He's at the 'awkward stage' in converting to paperless so he carries both a laptop and a briefcase.'

"Pretty good, but I'll bet you can't hit him again."

'Edwards, you fool, I'm Dr.Blake - the experiment worked! It means riches and fame for me - us! I meant us!'

"Dad, let's play hide and go seek. I'll hide your data, and you seek it. And when you can't find it, you pay me to return it."

I was having fun making log letters when someone asked "why?" So I Qui

"I'm scanning these old photos we're afraid of losing into my computer so I can lose them there."

'The results came back negative. You won't ‘just die' if you don't get that new designer handbag.'

"Yeah, the internet's full of information, but after a day broadening my superficial knowledge of casual interests, who has time to think?

Riddle behind the mask

'It's just a first draft.'

'She's system two and this is the new beta release.'

'Just ignore your father - he's been dabbling in the occult again....'

'When it comes to investing, I'm not bullish or bearish... I'm chickenish.'

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Stock Market - Ok, you've convinced me - give me one more share.

I accidently deleted my hard drive, but it's okay. All the important stuff is on the refrigerator anyway.