Cycling Critic Prints

'Son, stay away from drug addicts - don't watch the Tour de France!'

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

The star hunters

Kritik's Korner

Cycling with a harp case

Bicycle sat nav.

Knight in shining Lycra!

Horse statue throws off rider.

You had me at vintage.

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

The trim reaper

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

Bradley Wiggins

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'Being a nobody isn't so bad...You don't have to worry about becoming a has-been.'

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

Chris Froome

Baby in Bike Basket

'she's been at that three weeks now and it hasn't moved an inch.'

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

Very drunk professional cyclist

A tricycle and a unicycle mate and give birth to a bicycle.

"Are we there yet? Are we there yet?..."

Green Bike

Tandem Stoker Not Pedaling.

'It has ten speeds but only one has been used.'

Darwin said it is Survival of the Fittest.

"I just realized that unless I'm riding for some cause, I must look like an idiot."

'Man, I hate the Tour De France.'

"Howard's gone on the Tour de France without his bicycle again."

"But is it art?"

Tour de France champ Fausto Coppi

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